lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it to

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rneerkat:

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what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected

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ladiedaisy:

I CAN’T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY HAD TO TELL PEOPLE THIS

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yolkpunk:

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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dulraidh:

My dash did a thing

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  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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